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"The best way I can put it is: This movie f**king rocked."
-Felix Vasquez Jr. of Cinema Crazed
Source: Cinema Crazed (www.cinema-crazed.com)
Reviewer: Felix Vasquez Jr.
“Why did I even long for a Grind House revival, when it was
happening right under my nose? You may be surprised to hear
this, but I can be a bit slow witted at times. Right now,
there are about a hundred young directors creating movies,
all of whom are just clamoring to re-invent the Grind House
and exploitation genre, and they just don’t get enough of
the credit that they deserve for accomplishing what
Hollywood has tried so desperately to do. The proof in the
pudding is this utterly fantastic production short from
Cinephreak Pictures that aces every feeling and novelty you
get from a Grind House film, with a touch of Blaxploitation
for good measure. Bilinski adds a production quality to the
film that’s just all out exhilarating to watch, from the
groovy opening theme, to the montage set to a neon backdrop,
it was almost as if American International had distributed
it themselves.
The plot to “Foxxy Madonna” is a bit of a more supernatural
vibe, as Foxxy is a gun slinging, trench coat sporting
fighter for good, battling all sorts of demonic baddies.
When a mob boss named Black Death plans to release a toxin
to poison the world for a bigger scheme, Foxxy Madonna is on
the case. One of the true highlights beyond the genuine
atmosphere is the great direction by Bilinski who is able to
conduct great action scenes on an obviously low budget, and
make it look so streamlined from the very beginning. The
entire film has an overall grainy quality to it that helps
with the experience and paired with the great script, the
film simply never misses a beat. There’s also Monica Barajas
who bears a slight resemblance to Frigga of “Thriller: A
Cruel Picture,” popping cigarettes in her mouth like it’s a
bodily function, and blasting her weapons with sheer
precision, she’s a bad ass of a heroine, and she’s drawn
with enough depth to warrant a rally from the viewers, and
Bilinski thankfully never turns her into a cliché. Jomar
Banks is a great antithesis to Foxxy Madonna providing an
over the top antagonist that’s entertaining and threatening
enough to warrant him a proper threat, and the two just
tussle from the first time they meet, and Bilinski never
lets up. I wish all directors were this inventive in their
short film efforts, and Bilinski just aims for the sky,
here.
The best way I can put it is: This movie fucking rocked.
It’s rare there are films out there under twenty minutes
that can tell such a linear and entertaining narrative, with
sheer creativity, imagination, and an atmosphere that
perfectly capture the Grind house motif. I’m surprised, and
this movie is excellent.”
"Foxxy Madonna vs. The Black Death is one snazzy action
flick." -The Film Fiend of Fatally
Yours
Source: Fatally Yours (www.fatally-yours.com)
Reviewer: The Film Fiend
“It seems that every bloke and bird on this jolly green
planet is in negotiations to produce and/or direct their own
low-budget grindhouse-inspired feature these days. Be it
blaxploitation, horror, or old-fashioned kung fu, the dodgy
films produced during the 70’s have suddenly become a white
hot pop culture commodity, due in part to the generous
amount of hype surrounding the failed Quentin
Tarantino/Robert Rodriguez collaboration Grindhouse released
earlier this year. Listening to former emo kids flaunt their
limited B-movie knowledge is definitely a surreal
experience, especially since most are deathly allergic to
anything produced before 1991.
Mime director Jakob Bilinski’s 2006 National Film Challenge
entry Foxxy Madonna vs. The Black Death seems to have a deft
understanding of what made the cheap action flicks from this
by-gone era so impossibly appealing. Clocking in at a breezy
16 minutes, the film manages to capture the true essence of
the grindhouse experience without coming across as either
embarrassingly desperate or overly calculated. By the time
all is said and done, most viewers will curse the Gods of
Homage for not allowing this film to blossom into the
complete full-length production it was destined to be.
Here’s the setup: Foxxy Madonna (Monica Barajas), covert
agent of G.O.D., is instructed by her monotone superiors to
infiltrate the hideout of the notorious Black Death (Jomar
“Dez” Banks) before he unleashes a deadly virus upon the
world’s unsuspecting population. Armed with a pair of shiny
hand cannons and a set of ultra-spiffy martial arts skills,
our heroine must complete her seemingly impossible mission
before everyone and their creepy uncle is pushing up the
proverbial daisies. In true grindhouse tradition, the film’s
so-called “plot” takes a back seat to the oh-so explosive
on-screen shenanigans, allowing you to slip easily into the
action without wading through a tub of needless exposition.
Additionally, the handful of performances we’re presented
with are suitably wooden, though I’m not entirely sure this
was intentional.
Regardless, it works within the confines of picture, staying
true to such obscure amateur hour outings as TNT Jackson and
Velvet Smooth. As long as you know what to expect from Foxxy
Madonna, I don’t foresee too many complaints from those
educated in the ways of wonky cinema.
The only real complaint I have is the film’s length — it
just left me wanting more. Which, I suppose, is a good
thing. Foxxy Madonna rightfully deserves the full-length
treatment, though I seriously doubt that’s going to happen
anytime soon. However, given the success of the like-minded
throwback Lethal Force, I’d say there’s definitely a market
for this sort of tongue-in-cheek nonsense. It’s something I
believe Bilinski should devote a few moments of serious
thought to.
Foxxy Madonna vs. The Black Death is one snazzy action
flick. It still blows my mind that this was filmed over the
course of one weekend, especially when I’ve seen lesser
efforts by filmmakers who spent months attempting to perfect
their own low-budget grindhouse epic. Granted, the 2006
National Film Challenge version is a little different than
the spit shined “director’s cut,” but it still showcases the
talents of a group of determined individuals who might just
have a bright future in show business. There’s also a very
good reason why this film won “Best Use of Spy Genre” at the
aforementioned short film competition. It’s a sizzling stick
of Grade-A Superfly TNT.”
"..solid story, fluid editing and competent crew which
all add up to equal an entertaining and very watchable
no-budget short film.” -Film
Apocalypse
Source: Film Apocalypse (www.angelfire.com/planet/filmapocalypse)
Reviewer: Film Apocalypse
“Imagine if Quentin Tarantino were to direct a short film
staring a sexy female goth version of James Bond working as
a secret agent for God and his crew. That will give you a
pretty good idea of what to expect from Foxxy Madonna vs The
Black Death. Although just over 15 minutes in length, the
film manages to pay tribute to the classic 70s action movie
genre in style and mood while presenting a story with a
fresh voice. From the funky title graphics to the groovy
music, the creators have actually done a good job of
capturing the overall vibe of the 70s without shooting on
film. The quality of the production was good. Although I
have seen no-budget projects with better visual quality,
this one is definitely better than average.
Writer / director / editor Jakob Bilinski has done what few
multitasking, no-budget film makers have done by competently
tackling each of his positions without letting any area
suffer. The story offers more than the average action movie
plot and doesn't have any spots where it feels dragged out.
The computer effects are used well and add to the film
rather than detract from it as is so often the case. The
lead role of Foxxy Madonna is played impressively by the
attractive and talented Monica Barajas. Jomar 'Dez' Banks
also delivers a noteworthy performance at The Black Death.
In summation, Foxxy Madonna vs The Black Death has a solid
story, fluid editing and competent crew which all add up to
equal an entertaining and very watchable no-budget short
film.”
"an action packed short
film that never misses a beat." -Isabele
Da Morte of Micro-Shock Cinema
Source: Micro-Shock Cinema (www.dorkswithoutfaces.com/microshock)
Reviewer: Isabele Da Morte
“An action packed indie short by Cinephreak
pictures....Jakob Bilinski, in association with Tao films.
Who's film FOXXY MADONNA V/S THE BLACK DEATH won an awrad
for Best use of "spy" genre - Filmapalooza 2007 'Who is
Jakob Bilinski"?? You ask,,, He is a very creative and
talented independent film director. He is the man who brings
great films to the screen such as: FOXXY MADONNA V/S THE
BLACK DEATH, CONCENTRIC, 37 WEST, MIME, and soon to be
bringing SHADE OF GREY to the screen. All top notch flicks
in the world of independent films.
His latest film, "FOXXY MADONNA V/S THE BLACK DEATH" , in
association with TAO FILMS, is definitely one to talk about.
An action packed from start to finish short film that will
leave you craving more when the credits role. With an old
James Bond, Charlie' s Angels, neon, retro, groovy feel type
of opening. A unique and great touch I might add. Meet FOXXY
MADONNA...
She's more than just FOXXY, she's is an ass kicking, trench
coat wearing, cigarette smoking, bad ass chic! An angel of
sort, sporting not one but TWO pistols. She's more bad ass
than Tomb Raider! Foxxy ( Monica Barajas of TAO FILMS ) has
been hand picked by god herself ( Jennifer Berkemeier
)....Yes, GOD is a female in this....high fives to the
chic's...see guys we TOLD you GOD was a woman!) ha ha.
Anyway's..... She has been hand picked by god herself to
save the world from the evil villain "THE BLACK DEATH (
Jomar Banks ). THE BLACK DEATH is an evil mobster boss that
is more less the world's worst enemy. He and his henchmen
are up to no good. Plotting an evil plan to unveil a deadly
poison in to the world. This Lord of Death is on a mission
to destroy all that is good and pure in the world.
Can FOXXY MADONNA stop THE BLACK DEATH before it's too late?
Or will the BLACK DEATH and his war lords destroy FOXXY
before destroying the world? Will FOXXY save the day and the
world, or will she die trying? FOXXY is living proof that
dynamite comes in small packages. She takes her job and her
mission seriously. Adding a touch of comical wit to her bad
ass heroin personality. She kicks ass and destroys evil with
out stopping to take names.
FOXXY MADONNA has definitely met her match when she comes up
against THE BLACK DEATH and his henchmen, as they battle it
out to the bloody end. Who will win???
I am going to leave that question unanswered, so that you
the viewer can have a chance to find that out for your self
when you watch this brilliant short and work of art. I hate
spoilers, so I am not going to be the one to spoil the
ending for you. I can however, assure you that you will NOT
be disappointed!
Cinephreak pictures and Tao films have truly done a
fantastic job on this piece, as a great team effort.
Delivering an action packed short film that never misses a
beat. Never a dull moment. From the start of the opening
credits, to the end, I found myself on the edge of my seat
and in awe of the quality of bilinski's work. Great visuals,
great acting, careful well done camera work, and a creative
story line. A top notch, well done indie film that has
quickly become a favorite on my shelves of indie flicks.
Thanks to Jake bilinski I now have this new obsession with
bad ass chic's in trench coats with pistols, who battle
evil! Hell Yeah! Anyone need a body guard?? Call on FOXXY
MADONNA! She can be my savior, body guar, or hero any day!
Ha Ha.
All in all I was very pleased with this film, and have to
congratulate Jake, those at Tao Films and everyone involved
on a job well done. Their hard work and exhausting efforts
to bring the audience a great piece truly shows in this
film. I envy their talent. A group of film makers with great
talent and a true passion for film making! NOW.........GO
BUY THIS FILM AND SEE FOR YOURSELF...EXACTLY HOW BAD ASS IT
IS!!!!!”
"...pretty
damned impressive action sequence, packed with some visuals
which were a notch above the usual indie fare." -Chad
Connolly of The Movies Made Me Do It
Source: The Movies Made Me Do
It (www.moviesmademe.com)
Reviewer: Chad Connolly
“What would you get if Foxy Brown were just a little bit
lighter, fought vampires as well as criminals, had access to
all sorts of high-tech gadgets, and belonged to an
underground organization of "unorthodox secret preacher
agents"? You'd probably get a little something like Foxxy
Madonna, a throwback to the seventies action / exploitation
fare that is done with a surprising amount of style and
finesse.
The storyline for this short film finds Foxxy (Monica
Barajas), a lady who is apparently one of the top dogs in
this organization, being tasked with putting an end to the
evil plans of the villainous Black Death (Jomar 'Dez'
Banks), a man who has set out to unleash a virus upon the
world which will rival the death toll of the black plague.
This certainly won't be an easy task as Mr. Death has a pair
of highly-trained henchmen (Phil Lechuga and David Barajas)
at his side at all times, so Foxxy definitely has her work
cut out for her. That's about it for the storyline side of
things, as the vast majority of the fifteen minute running
time is spent on the final showdown between Foxxy and the
villains. This isn't a bad thing, mind you; fifteen minutes
isn't exactly a whole lot of time to develop a deep
storyline with tons of character development and back-story,
so giving us the bare essentials in that regard and then
letting the characters do their thing was the best decision
one could have made.
So, with that in mind, how was the action? It was actually a
pretty damned impressive action sequence, packed with some
visuals which were a notch above the usual indie fare. It
wasn't flawless from start to finish, but with some polish
and a little more time (more on that in a moment), these
guys could do some seriously kick-ass work in the field of
action flicks.
This film was made as a part of the 2006 National Film
Challenge, and part of the criteria for this challenge was
that the filmmakers had to incorporate various items into
their script: a certain character, a certain prop, and a
certain line of dialogue. Oh, and they had forty-eight hours
to write, cast, shoot, and edit the film before turning it
in. I actually wasn't aware of this little fact until I had
already watched the film and I walked away from it highly
impressed regardless. Now, knowing this, I definitely have
to tip my hats to these guys for pulling it off and coming
up with something extremely slick and entertaining in the
process.
Fans of action flicks (especially of the seventies variety)
should give it some attention whenever it becomes available.
I'm not sure when it'll be up for sale, but keep an eye on
the official sites of the producers (Cinephreak Pictures and
Tao Films) as well as Cinephreak's MySpace profile for
details. 7/10.”
"...exceptional...well scripted and beautifully shot..."
-Joshua Samford of Rogue Cinema
Source: Rogue Cinema (www.roguecinema.com)
Reviewer: Joshua Samford
“There's one thing that draws me into the art of the short
film, it is that filmmakers with such a short amount of time
feel a little more free to experiment with just how far
logic can be pushed before the ropes that hold the
audience's attention just snap… …
Foxxy Madonna is a film that was thought of before Quinton
Tarantino and Robert Rodriguez brought the term "grindhouse"
into mainstream lexicon recently, but it is a film that
showcases many of the same beautiful attributes of 70's film
culture. The style, the attitude and the slightly over the
top action. I have been a big fan of blaxploitation and all
forms of cheesy action films for many years now and Foxxy
Madonna just hit all the right notes for my viewing
pleasure. The basic plot follows Foxxy Madonna, a spy who
works for the church who also plays by her own set of rules.
After an evil baddie (called The Black Death) murders one of
Foxxy's compatriots and sets out to unleash a plague the
likes of which the world hasn't seen since the middle ages,
it is up to Foxxy to save the world. Armed with her weaponry
she sets out to take on The Black Death and his henchmen.
Foxxy Madonna is just a fun movie, no two ways about it. The
cinematography…is exceptional. The video is downgraded to
make it seem more like a film from the 70's and along with
the funky music, it is easy to be tossed back into the era
of Foxy Brown, Truck Turner and Cleopatra Jones... except
this time with priests! I just loved the film and I think a
lot of others out there will too if they get a chance at
seeing it. Foxxy Madonna is a well produced, well scripted
and beautifully shot short film and I hope the filmmakers do
well with it and more people can get a chance at seeing it.
It's a fun ride and a throwback to one of the greatest eras
in cinematic history. Definitely check it out!”
"...incredibly well designed, shot, and edited short." -Ryan
of Ryan’s Reviews
Source: Ryan’s Reviews (www.myspace.com/ryansreviews)
Reviewer: Ryan
“Description (from imdb.com): There is a dark sect in the
fight against evil - an elite underground organization of
unorthodox secret preacher agents who get down for a higher
power! Monica Barajas (Shade of Grey, Loss) is Foxxy Madonna
- a butt-kicking, chain-smoking preacher chick with a small
arsenal, a bad attitude, and a mysteriously powerful "crucifist."
And she's gonna need em all as she's about to embark on her
most dangerous mission yet! The notorious Black Death (Jomar
"Dez" Banks - Shade of Grey, Mime) is about to unleash a
virus of Biblical proportions upon the world. And it's up to
the foxxiest of heroes to stop him. Whether it's preventing
the plague to end humanity, burning a demonically possessed
guy to death, or dueling fisticuffs with a
chalkboard-wielding psychopath, Foxxy Madonna is up to the
challenge!
Major Cast:
Monica Barajas as Foxxy Madonna / Sam Pinkerton
Jomar "Dez" Banks as The Black Death
Scott Ganyo as Gabriel
David Barajas as Chalkboard
Jennifer Berkemeier as G.O.D.
Troy Butler as The Possessed
Phil Lechuga as Henchman
Written by Jakob Bilinski, Edward Hatfield, and Christopher
Wilkerson
Directed by Jakob Bilinski
When I first finished watching FMvtBD, my first impression
was: not bad. Not overly awesome, but not bad. It was a fun,
decently-fast paced modern theological exploitation flick,
with servants of G.O.D. packing heat. The dialogue was
snappy, but it could be a little slicker; the acting was
good overall (which is better than most low/no budget
flicks, where I would say that decent-at-best is the norm…
but we know when you can't pay your actor you take the
quality that you can get), but was inconsistent – some
people were good, while others not so much. Don't get me
wrong – I was entertained for the entire 15 or so minutes
that I watched FMvtBD – I just wasn't blown away.
Then I watched an interview on the DVD where director Jakob
Bilinski and "The Black Death" actor Jomar "Dez" Banks
explained that this film was part of a 48-hour film fest,
and was completed from first concept to final edit within a
single weekend. Bilinski explained that they received an
email with four "must-include" bits of information – a
genre, a character, a prop, and a line of dialogue – and
inspired by a recent viewing of the trailer for the (then)
upcoming Tarantino / Rodriguez Grindhouse, FMvtBD was
created. In a weekend. Let me recant my earlier
middle-of-the-road stance… for a film made in a weekend,
FMvtBD is an incredibly well designed, shot, and edited
short. I have seen many shorts that had 5 to 10 times the
amount of planning and execution time, and half (if that)
the creativity, composition, sound quality, and overall
entertainment value that FMvtBD crammed into a single
weekend.
I recommend the director's cut, which incorporates
additional scenes that were cut from the film fest version,
as well as more in-depth post-production (as time was not a
constraint on the director's cut). FMvtBD's director's cut
includes color correction / manipulation to help achieve
that slightly washed out / blown out 70's exploitation feel,
as well as the requisite faux film scratches. Also included
are decent digital effects, which can often ruin an ultra-indy
production by betraying the budget... in looking damn
cheesy. However, FMvtBD used the digital effects sparingly,
and the effects that were included (mostly digital muzzle
blasts and bullet hits) were well done. The film was shot on
a "prosumer" camera, and for the most part the 16:9 print
looks very nice; the only part of the film that appeared to
be of lower quality were the shots in the (very 70's)
opening credits, these seemed to have either been shot on a
lower quality camera, or processed differently as they
looked very "DV."
One thing that really impressed me about FMvtBD was the
quality of the sound. Some of the foley-type effects sounded
a little low-rent, but the dialogue quality was well above
average for your typical low/no budget flick. And the sound
in the film was well balanced – I didn't have to turn it up
extra loud to understand the dialogue, nor did I have to
turn it way down once the guns started popping. Overall, I
was impressed by the quality of FMvtBD, especially
considering the time constraints under which it was
conceived and created. It was a fun little flick that left
itself open for a continuation of the story – which I would
gladly spend another 15 minutes watching.
I had a lot of fun watching this and was eagerly drawn
into the storyline -The Angry Princess
of This is Some Scene
Source: This is Some Scene (www.thisissomescene.com)
Reviewer: The Angry Princess
“I had the pleasure of watching Jakob Bilinski’s “Foxxy
Madonna vs. the Black Death,” which is a short story about a
spy who has defected and went on to become bad and is
planning on giving the world a little piece of his sickness
with the help of a few of his cronies.
The Black Death used to be in the same spy unit as Foxxy
Madonna but now she is tracking him down to see if she can
put an end to his massive evil plan. I liked how the one
character was named Chalkboard who never spoke and always
wrote his thoughts on the board he kept under his trench
coat. He was a trip.
On the way to confront The Black Death, Foxxy must defend
herself against another obstacle - “The Possessed.” I had a
lot of fun watching this and was eagerly drawn into the
storyline and thought Jennifer Berkemeier’s portrayal of
G.O.D. just seemed to be the right fit for that role and
really can’t picture it portrayed any other way.
I am slowly becoming addicted to short films and intend to
review more in the future- hopefully! For those of you who
have not sampled a short yet- I suggest you do so…you’ll be
just as addicted to them as I am. They’re short, sweet and
get right to the point, how can you not like that?”
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